Monday, November 16, 2009

Money makes the world go round.

So the kids I teach aren't hurting for cash. They frequently (accidentally) remind me of this fact.
Today we went on a field trip to a place with plants and animals. The lady was asking the kids what you need to dye clothing. Ink? Coloring? Dye?
Nope.

"Money!" they cried.

LOL.

Seriously though, I LOVE my kids. Even on their worst day they are pretty fantastic. Doesn't hurt that all the silly little things that distract me from actually TEACHING are removed (I never have to take a kid to the bathroom, tie shoes, make sure they're actually working in workstations, have recess duty, etc. NEVER.) Here are some of my favs:

LOVE this girl. LOVE her!





Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Home/School connection


One of the things I always harp on in class in having a strong home to school connections. I want the kids to know that I value education, and so do their parents. I want their parents to know we are not just playing in kindergarten, we are learning and it's very valuable to their futures. In my weekly news each week I am careful to make sure that they parents know exactly what we are learning about, and before the kids go home I make sure they are prepared to answer the dreaded question, "What did you learn about in school today?" We joke and I harp on the fact that if they say "Nothing" or "I don't know" that I will scream. :)
So I got to school this morning and opened me email and read this from a parent:
"Dear Ms. Jen,
_____ told me you are learning about dinosaurs. He is very excited about them, so I decided we would watch Jurassic Park together. I'm sure he will tell you all about it."
What?! You showed your 4 year old a movie that I was terrified of until like, last year?! The dinosaurs eat a guy while he's on the toilet! I distinctly remember the people (and children) in the movie being trapped somewhere and the dinos trying to eat them! And the raptors still make me quiver!
Bless this sweet daddy's heart, he tried. :)

Sunday, November 08, 2009

What an end to "All About Me"

We finished our "All About Me" unit at school on Thursday and started learning about animals today. We did a few weeks studying the body, inside and out. Today at the bus line one of my boys asked me what the bones on the sides of his chest were and I told him they were his ribs. Then he pointed to his belly and said that was his stomach. Then he pointed to my, ehm, upper chest and said, "What's that big thing?"
"It's just called my chest. Just the chest."

What would have been your word choice for my little ESL prodigy? Should I have allowed him to go home and tell his parents he learned a new word today? How about "boob" or "breast". Or perhaps the more informal American slang "jugs"? You vote.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The Funny 5's

One of the things I love most about 5 year olds is that they'll just lay it all out there. They're hilarious.
So today my kids were eating lunch (they eat in the room here), and 2 of my boys are thick as thieves. They ALWAYS sit together. So they start eating, and all of a sudden Marco jumps up and starts yelling, "He caca-ed!" over and over again. Mansour, not one to let any falsities be said regarding himself jumps in with, "NO, NO, NO!" So I tell them both to be quiet and let Mansour explain. "I just did a disgusting smell. Everyone does it." Very matter-of-factly. I told him he was right and just to say excuse me and move on. Marco SO could not handle this though. He moved to the other side of the table, now sitting diagonally away from Mansour. Apparently he was still traumatized, because about 30 seconds later he got up and moved to a new table. As he walked off Mansour muttered under his breath, "I don't know how to stop it..."

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Smartypants

So this week I decided to break my kids in easy and do the "Getting Ready" section in our math book. Normally they would get a good month of prep before any real curriculum (those routines must be flawless first), but seeing as it's October 15th and today was the 10th, yes, TENTH day of school, I sort of have to move a bit faster. They're smart and well behaved and ready for it, but nevertheless, we took this week to review the basics.
A few days ago our review topic was colors. After the lesson I gave each kid a blank circle divided into pie pieces and instructed them to color the pieces with whatever colors they currently had on. Seeing as they all were wearing the navy bottoms and the white collared AIS shirt required of them, we had to get creative to have differences in their work. I challenged them to look at everything- their socks, shoes, hair accessories, etc. and color any colors they saw on them. We came back at the end of the activity and I let a few present their work to the class. I called one student to the front. We began going through the colors on his wheel with him telling us where they were found. Yellow on his shoes, grey for the stripes on his shoes, green... I looked at him confused. He's pretty much on top of things so I wondered why he possibly colored green since I couldn't see any on him anywhere. So I said, "Green, Ali? Where's your green found?" "In my underwears." Oh. Thank you. You really took the instructions to heart. :)

In happy news... we received an email today stating that our a/c will be allowed back on beginning Sunday. PTL!!! Oh, did I forget to tell you? In order to prevent the spread of swine flu in Egypt we:
1. Closed all schools for the entire month of September.
2. Are required to be in the country 8 days before going to school to make sure we aren't sick. Mind you, we can go to the mall, grocery store, ride the Metro, etc.
3. Have the students wash their hands every hour.
4. Send anyone who coughs, sneezes, or has a temp over 98.6 home.
5. Not use the a/c at school or on buses, and open all windows and doors to have proper airflow within the school. (Did I mention that the playground is behind my class? Or that I live in the desert and it's stinking HOT?)

Yes. So you can imagine the joy that rippled through the school as we heard the a/c would be on when school resumed on Sunday. You know, since we haven't had it since school started and all. But, we all have that Egyptian word in the back of our minds... That one that means, "Maybe, maybe not.", or literally means, "God willing".
Insha'allah.

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Coupon THIS baby!

So it seems to me that a lot of the blogs I read are frequently discussing coupons. Here's one for you- no coupons required (that would take something similar to organization, and I'm pretty sure there's no Egyptian Arabic word for anything remotely looking like organization).

5 large bottles of name-brand (Dasani!) water
1 liter of skim milk, refrigerated (most milk in Egypt is sold in boxes and is unrefrigerated)
1 bag of Hershey's chocolate chips

Total: Just under 38 Egyptian pounds.
Conversion: About $6.90

Sunday, October 04, 2009

What's in a name?

My first year of teaching I had Zavion, Trevion, Diovion, 2 Cameron's and 2 Zion's (but one went by "Lucky").
My second year of teaching I had 10 million J & K names: Joseph, Josephine, Janiah, Jeremiah, Jade, Jada, Jaidyn, Jaylyn, Kayln, and 2 Katelyns.
This year:

4 Omar's (one who's first AND last name is Omar)
2 Ali's
Kenz & Kenzi
Sara, Lara, Yara
Yasser & Yessin
Mark, Marco, & Mansour
Lamia, Ahmed, Shahd

... and 1 more, but for the life of me I can't remember who!